Road To Nowhere

In response to:International rescue!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:25:59 +0100

Bloody fungi-cocked, pig's spunk drinking oaf! RED MEANS STOP!!

In response to:International rescue!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:05:44 +0100

My friend Helen likes to carry an umbrella from the olden times in The Fifties or something like that when they was made very sturdy because she says that they are really good for poking people with.

In response to:Fishy

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:52:19 +0100

Glad to be of service :)

My Nanna was a minefeild of info! xx

In response to:Fishy

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:16:50 +0100

I concur!

In response to:International rescue!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:25:00 +0100

Hope he bent his wheels ...

In response to:International rescue!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:52:36 +0100

Go for it girl... and I'll bring my camera! :yes:

In response to:International rescue!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:51:14 +0100

That is a great idea. I always carry a brolly - two sometimes! (Well, I do live in Manchester)

I could have a brolly v bike pump duel if it happens again!

In response to:International rescue!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:45:40 +0100

As someone who cycles, is courteous to other people and obeys the rule of the road, these people really pee me off! Make sure you carry a rolled brolly to whack the next bugger you see mowing down a ~~hapless~~ helpless pedestrian :>>

In response to:Fishy

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:34:40 +0100

That must nip a bit.

In response to:International rescue!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:29:53 +0100

Well done you. But you should have let the B*stard cyclist have it both barrels. I HATE the way they ignore red lights and then shout at YOU for being in their way!

Knobbers.

In response to:Fishy

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:11:19 +0100

Ah, very clever: lemon, the bane of whiffs everywhere, and vinegar, acidic, cleans dirty windows and is the perfect accompliment to fishies!
Have you ever looked up what women did with vinegar in the 18th century? It involves contraception...

In response to:Fishy

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:02:17 +0100

Oooh, it's worked - pretty much. Top tip!

In response to:Fishy

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:01:41 +0100

The lemon and vinegar thing pretty much did the job, I have to say.

In response to:Fishy

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:50:25 +0100

Because fish are oily and oil clings.
Listen to Grissom and use citrus based pong busters ;)

In response to:Fishy

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:10:20 +0100

Let the dog have a crap on the carpet......

OK! no need to be like that, I was leaving anyway.

:)

In response to:Fishy

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:52:59 +0100

I will deffo give that a go.

There's more fish to be eaten tonight!

In response to:Fishy

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:47:42 +0100

Try boiling some vinegar and half a lemon in a pan..leave it to simmer on the stove for a little while..x

In response to:Hello Santa!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:43:21 +0100

I hope that you did remember to tell him that you have been very very good this year although I am sure he would have known it already anyway :¬)

In response to:Hello Santa!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:49:58 +0100

Like Santa, I'd have been chuckling fit to bust at your comment :))

In response to:Hello Santa!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:00:26 +0100

You really need to stop telling yourself off for being funny, just because certain people are prudish idiots it doesn't mean that quips are bad.
(giggling my arse off at the above btw)

In response to:Moomin insomnia cure

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:34:42 +0100

Oh, another insomnia cure is Final fantasy 7 or 8, running round levelling up your characters is VERY relaxing, and as I've spent hundreds of hours doing just that I could prolly do it in my sleep!

In response to:Moomin insomnia cure

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:32:42 +0100

When I'm rich enough I'm going to buy the DVDs. I loved moomins when i was little, and I still do.

In response to:Moomin insomnia cure

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:59:17 +0100

I never read the books, but I used to love watching the programme.

My friends' sister was ginger, and we called her Little My.

In response to:Moomin insomnia cure

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:57:26 +0100

I loved the Moomins. I guess, secretly, I still do to a certain extent.

In response to:The mysteries of Milly Molly Mandy

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:44:15 +0100

Blogs are so informative where we get lots of information on any topic. Nice job keep it up!!
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In response to:Ukraine's got talent too

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:33:53 +0100

AND she's gorgeous!

In response to:Ukraine's got talent too

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:32:52 +0100

That is brilliant and I wish that she was on the telly here because I have not ever seen anything like that.

In response to:Radio 4 is for me

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:25:21 +0100

It's all I listen to in the car, and I'll often park up and wait 20 minutes until a program has finished ...

For some reason I don't listen in the house, so I'm going to find it on Sky now ...

In response to:Ukraine's got talent too

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:19:36 +0100

Excellent performance art ...

Ethereal images and social commentary... I wonder how she would fare against the twins ?

Thanks for that

In response to:Radio 4 is for me

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:20:04 +0100

My friend Nick likes to listen on his computer to all the things from the week when he is in bed on a sunday morning and especially the comedy programmes too :¬)