On the theme of Santa, I ran into him on the escalators of Kendals department store on Thursday evening. He came up behind me as I was exiting the lingerie department. (A small shopping trip designed, and quite successful, in cheering me up after a particularly grim afternoon).
'Yo ho ho,' he said. I turned round to find a very pink-faced man, complete with tiny specs,in the usual costume, beaming behind me. It's hard to be cynical in the face of cuddliness. A flurry of ladybird books and sitting on Santa's knee at the Co-op department store in Banbury, age seven, fluttered through my mind and made me quite cheery.
'My Santa,' you're early,' I replied.
'Yes, I come earlier every year,' said Santa.
'I bet Mrs Claus doesn't like that,' fell out of my mouth.
Fortunately Santa found this hilarious and half a dozen people turned round to see why two adults were laughing heartily on an escalator and one of them was Father Christmas.
I really haven't been a very good girl this year. Hopefully I'll get one of those 'think before you speak' things I've always wanted.
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You really need to stop telling yourself off for being funny, just because certain people are prudish idiots it doesn't mean that quips are bad.
(giggling my arse off at the above btw)