Potato, po-tar-to, tomato, tom-ar-to... class B, class C

Has no one considered the health effects of cannabis in terms of what happens to your figure after you've ingested it? Like when you are immediately compelled to eat 12 Tunnock's teacakes in half an hour.

Because it can happen children. Believe me.

Yours pondering whether she would have the figure of Kate Moss today if she hadn't spent her latter teenage years wandering through the fields of oxfordshire in a cloud of heavily scented smoke, binge-eating confectionery.