Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of chocolate, I will fear no Sainsbury's special offer: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, well they make me think of chocolate fingers suddenly, but I can do this...

So, yes. Lent thing going great *grits teeth*.

Bobbed into supermarket to buy Guardian this morning to be confronted by hundreds of Lindt chocolate bunnies, all staring at me, flanked by boxes of Roses, Malteesers and Thornton's selection boxes. Yes I can ID chocolate brands at 50 paces.

Thankfully God has invented strawberry-flavoured lipgloss. I have so much on I look like I've escaped from Atomic Mutton.