You are called Nick Hancock.
Nick has been caught speeding in Scotland now, but he's been stopped once or twice before... He has previously been convicted of speeding in the Sheffield area in November 2005 and January 2006 and in Stoke-on-Trent in May this year.
I was amused by his solicitor's argument that he needed a car for his television work. yeah, right. like Nick can't afford a taxi.
They Think It's All Over...? Well it is for six months, mate.
Welcome to the world of public transport, Nick.
What an idiot.
