"And then I was like... 'yeah 'and he was, like 'whatever' and I was, 'yeah..' and I don't know what he meant but that's what he said... Yeaaaaaaaah...

"Nar, I'm go-win for a drink wiv two boys from my sixth form, yeah, i don't know them, like, but they came up to me and I've lost their telephone number now, but yeah..."

Ah, freshers. Most irritating mobile users of any day.