'And lower yourself into plank position.'

*argh!!*

'And remember to breath...'

*ow!*

'And up...'

*argh!!*

'And now side plank...'

*Oww! Argh! I'm falling, I'm falling...*

'And stretch and relax.'

*Nice*

But I now have smile on my face, my shoulders are no longer round my ears and I feel all zen.

And it's chocolate fountain day tomorrow and someone is making me a cup of tea.

*Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*