They're filming something in the main square in Bolton this dinner time.
I passed a film crew outside WH Smiths. They had that railway track stuff, a camera man being wheeled on it and a man with a fluffy womble mike thing. So proper filming.
A crowd of about 50 looks on. As I casually gawp on my way to the bank I walk past two lads rounding the corner.
"Oy," yells one of them at the crew. "Porn star."
Three of the film people turn round.
The crowds titters.
