Q: What do you call a bloke with a bird of prey on one shoulder and bird of prey on another shoulder, pushing a dyson round with the lights off?
A: Hawk Kestral Man Hoovers In The Dark!
Ouch!
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@ 2008-09-05 – 15:08:25
Q: What do you call a bloke with a bird of prey on one shoulder and bird of prey on another shoulder, pushing a dyson round with the lights off?
A: Hawk Kestral Man Hoovers In The Dark!
Ouch!
S'cuse me... ?
Well researched fact is that ?
You're just a groupie.
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Ah, an environmentally friendly comedian - recycling jokes! ![]()
Oh I love these jokes - that was a new one on me, anyway.
Q: What do you call a man with a two-inch long penis?
Well, my name's Carl ![]()
No, no, no. You don't know how to play jokes do you...
Deana: What do you call a man with a two-inch penis?
Carl: I don't know, Deana. What do you call a man with a two-inch penis?
Deana: Just-in!
*cue laughter, applause, the blushing of men called Justin*
have a great weekend!
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Just asked my mate that one and he got it instantly.
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