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It's war!
by deana24 @ 2008-05-14 - 08:41:21

They have been scoffing at my rose buds.

Evil. Nasty. Vile. Hell-spawn.

Greenfly and ayphids.

And they must die.

I know it's buggering up my karma but I can't stand it. Time for chemical warfare. And so I have been charging round the garden with my spray gun, being careful to stand upwind so it does not get blown back in my face and blind me (like my mum says it can, even though she also insists chewing gum will kill you if you swallow it).

They are all dead.

Mwahahahahahahaha *this is my best evil queen of the greenfly killers cackle*

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blaykablayka [Member]
2008-05-14 @ 08:52

Oh, great fun! A killing spree! :)

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deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-05-14 @ 18:11

I am Dirty Harry-ette with my gun!

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prydwenprydwen [Member]
2008-05-14 @ 09:10

If you don't like using 'chemicals' then uses a weak solution of washing up liquid and water, works for me

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deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-05-14 @ 18:13

Dammit - i'd forgotten you could soap them - does that still kill ladybirds though? Not that you ever see them these days - probably due to people like me *hangs head in shame*.

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bunnybunbunbunbunnybunbunbun [Member]
2008-05-14 @ 10:02

There does seem to be a lot of them this year already but we always like to wait and give the ladybirds a chance to scoff them all. If they was on my carrots though I would have done the same as you and never mind if it makes them less organic :¬)

deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-05-14 @ 18:14

You could washing-up liquid your carrots like prydwen...

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