While I've been away from work the computer fairy has been.

She's bought me a new black computer and a big screen. And I mean A BIG SCREEN.

It's massive. I feel like I should be checking data entry for Jean Luc Picard somewhere off the third quadrant.

It's bigger than my tele!

Keyboard is useless. Light reflects off shiny black keys giving effect of blinding desert sun. Can I pull off sunglasses in the office?

No matter i've just dragged out the old one with half the letters worn off, at least it doesn't make me all squinty.

Right - onwards, into battle. let's see what's been happening on board while I've been on shore-leave. Someone pass me my phaser, I'm bound to need it, I've a planning meeting this morning.