I know!!

Yes, Simon *yes, we're on first name terms now* has been, fitted one part and now realises I need another one.

We're going to attempt some kind of heart bypass surgery after 12noon tomorrow where this gas boiler pacemaker 'thing' is fitted on the side, strapped to the wall inside the cupboard.

This is why my pressure keeps dropping *as opposed to my blood pressure*.

It's the bypass or take the whole boiler off the wall and that's going to be a complete 'mare and frankly I'm worried the whole thing will collapse and I'll end up shelling out for another combi. *or explaining to the police why there is a gasman lying on my bathroom floor under a combi boiler, wicked witch of the east stylie*

Anyway, for British Gas watchers, this will be his fourth visit.

When I worked at BG we had all these key messages staff were drilled with all the time. The one I still remember: 'Get it right first time'.

Ho hum...