So I've stopped being sick, feeling woozey and having constant hot and cold shivers.
My tummy doesn't gurgle, groan or gripe and, well, let's just say nether regions lie dormant.
Looks like I'll be back at work tomorrow and I'll have to abandon my sofa squat and move back to the bedroom.
But how am I going to get through the day without Don't Shoot Me first thing in the morning? I've grown accustomed to Frasier. I can actually understand what Karen is saying on Will and Grace now.
Maybe it's for the best. I caught Loose Women yesterday and actually thought it was quite good.
That noise in the background? The sound of brain cells committing suicide.
