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Why oh Whys for Today
by deana24 @ 2008-03-27 - 21:10:29

Why oh why oh why...

1. Do young, skinny boys who look like they have more in common with TS Eliot than Puff Daddy find it necessary to wear jeans hanging half off their scrawny arses with the drabbest baggy jersey pants pulled up to their armpits? It doesn't suit you, it's really not attractive and yes, I am talking to you, blondie, on the 43 sailing down Palatine Road this evening at 5pm. Pull your levi's up, for god's sake.

2. Do I have this song stuck in my head? help me! '"Little Red Book..." Damn that Burt Bacharach, man with the tunes. "Da, da, da, da, da.."

3. Is it Nibs can make a comeback by buying me a really nice perfume I have never had before and then an hour later wander into the bathroom as I'm serenely poaching myself to a very pleasing shade of pink and announce that he "needs a poo".

All answers/suggestions/recipes for improving men gratefully received.

Right, am off to bed in a bit to read books on feminist research ethics. yeah, I know, insomnia cure No 1,241.

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OptimisticCynicOptimisticCynic [Member]
2008-03-27 @ 21:38

Birds! I dunno. You have no idea. Am I being ironic? Dumb? Chauvanist (or however it might be spelt)?

Anyway, like one of those crappy old round-robin emails says the advice for a woman wanting to impress a man would be "show up naked, bring beer".

Not me though. I'm a new man - I get more pu**y that way ;)

deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-03-27 @ 21:45

I said 'improving' not 'impressing'. Darling, I'm really not interested in impressing anyone!

TentativeplotfinderTentativeplotfinder [Member]
2008-03-27 @ 21:54

Dunno - I'm a complete failure in the improving men department..

What's worrying me about the young of today is their fringes, as well as the unnecessary flesh exposure (and the possible unfortunate effect on their kidneys should they get chilled....)!

Which leads me on to the even more worrying thought of "Am I turning into my grandmother?" Or even mwrse, my mother?

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deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 09:02

No one wants that. I sometimes look in the mirror and see a flash of mine. Just for an instant. Being haunted by a woman who is still alive... chilling...

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blaykablayka [Member]
2008-03-27 @ 22:29

You should know better than to get between the man and his poo! ;)

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deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 09:03

And he should be able to sit still for 10 minutes and not come charging into the bathroom like the house were on fire spouting the language of five year olds. He's 50 for god's sake.

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thespianthespian pro
2008-03-27 @ 22:40

get another bathroom?
his and hers?

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deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 09:04

This is a brilliant idea... perhaps I could convert the shed...

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thespianthespian pro
2008-03-31 @ 18:03

even better.
men usually like their own shed...

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EllieGantEllieGant pro
2008-03-27 @ 22:50

Scrawny is so apt - I want to force feed doughnuts and buy belts wholesale.

I am intrigued by your perfume - "It is recommended for wear" - What else would you do with it?

Ah, men and air freshener - that's all I can offer!

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deana24deana24 [Member]
2008-03-28 @ 09:06

Men look so much better when they fill out a bit.

Perfume smells good enough to eqat so maybe it's a gentle reminder, or poor translation. Now we live in a globalised world who knows where these things originate.

Hmmm... there's that oust stuff isn't there. anyone know if it's any good.

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