I've been quiet on the Kevin Keegan baiting front recently.

Well, why do all the hard work when Kevin is just so good at it?

How long has he been manager at Newcastle now? Ok, so they were plummeting like a stone towards the drop zone anyway and they're three points away from that now already.

But there's no need for the teary interviews yet, is there, really? Anyone see the post-Man Utd chat with the BBC the other week - very sad.

And then getting caught out by Blackburn where the manager is another Man Utd star, Mark Hughes. All very depressing, I'm sure.

But cheer up, lad. No one wants to see you go down. Where would be the fun in that.